#Wiki the grass is singing full

You write, 'Great to meet you!' and sign your name. intenseвЂ¦ fans.' Owen seems to be breathing faster, puffing, like he's just ran a mile. 'You know,' she said, 'you might get someвЂ¦.' There's no delicate way of putting this. The PR girl said there might beвЂ¦ well, the industry calls them 'superfans'. 'And if you could put a personal little message, that could-' 'If you could just make it out toвЂ¦ Owen.' He peers over your desk, over the nub of the Sharpie where you're signing, to see you do it. 'Owen,' he says, a bead of sweat rolling down his face to his lips, which he licks dry. You've been here for hours, patiently, talking to mum after mum after grandma, primarily blushing pink women, the book catering for, all wanting to hold your hand in their two liver-spotted claws, clinging to you, telling them how you helped them rediscover their yoni, their sparkle, their cunt. The film rights were snatched up before the publisher could ever get a second pressing out.

It has sold out in every country it's been printed in. Your spy novel, He Loved Me Too Hard, is part 50 Shades cummageddon and half Bond-esque subterfuge. You are a bestselling author and it is your first and only booksigning in the UK after an exhausting international tour. He extends his lips as if in whisper, then says just a little too loudly, 'HOT'. 'Ooooooh, eh?' he says, motioning the room. 'Hi there, hi.' He hands you his book to sign. He coughs twice, a huergh-hurrgh as if he's saying it, not coughing it.

#Wiki the grass is singing full

Owen Smith takes a half step towards you, then turns as if to go back, then around again, a full step now, a nervous little 'hi' rolling out of his mouth. But I'm through that now I'm through that and it were RUDE and INCONSIDERATE for you to think you couldn't invite me here FOR MY OWN DAUGHTER'S WEDDING. I were in the army, I moved around a lot. And a lot of youse are like- no, listen, I know I've fucked up in my life, yeah, scuse my French, yeah? I went to go live in Thailand for six year when she were two. 'Right because no what a lot of you lot don't know, yeah, is that I'm her real dad.

No, right: I know a lot of you didn't want me here today, right, but it's ME DAUGHTER'S WEDDING, yeah, and I don't care, right, I know a lot of you think PHILLIP is her dad but he isn't, that's me, right, just- no sit down YOU SIT DOWN MATE, just because youse raised her and did everything for her and fed her and that, just because you jumped in my be-WOULD YOU JUMP IN MY GRAVE AS FAST, YEAH, PHILLIP, YEAH? Just because all that doesn't mean I don't love my daughter on this, her wedding day.